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arandomthot: This was not the ending I was expecting

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:29:32 -0700

arandomthot:

This was not the ending I was expecting

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:25:20 -0700

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ana-logical: kitkat30: this bread tiny yeast it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:23:43 -0700

ana-logical: kitkat30: this bread tiny yeast it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the...

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:54:17 -0700

tredlocity: nonanalogue: tredlocity: tredlocity: Joking Rowling Author of Haha Potter JK...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:54:17 -0700

tredlocity: nonanalogue: tredlocity: tredlocity: Joking Rowling Author of Haha Potter JK...

gardentechgodgnostic: katjohnadams: localgays: updatepls: supe...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:41:38 -0700

gardentechgodgnostic:

katjohnadams:

localgays:

updatepls:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

cosima-wants-the-d-elphine:

story time.

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.” And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”

I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.

I’m actually crying

tracymartelhateblog: this is so sad alexa play shake it by metro station

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:31:23 -0700

tracymartelhateblog: this is so sad alexa play shake it by metro station

toastoat:tag urself or pirate characters

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:30:58 -0700

toastoat:

tag urself or pirate characters

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:38:04 -0700

gunbirbs:this is so sad alexa play karkalicious

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:37:49 -0700

gunbirbs:this is so sad alexa play karkalicious

teamsasskid: poetry

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:54:04 -0700

teamsasskid:

poetry

cohockcharge: ayipee: ayipee: my favorite part of pokemon is when u can see ur reflection in the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:49:53 -0700

cohockcharge: ayipee: ayipee: my favorite part of pokemon is when u can see ur reflection in the...

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:49:42 -0700

darlinginthefranxx: I want to make a world where everyone can...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:49:18 -0700

darlinginthefranxx:

I want to make a world where everyone can smile and live together. A symbol is necessary for that to happen. A symbol of peace.

thegrandweebofedenderry: cracked: Obviously, while he’s...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:09:10 -0700

thegrandweebofedenderry:

cracked:

Obviously, while he’s distracted with his own monologue, you can throw everything you have at him and kill him. But the fastest, most surefire way to do the job is with an item most players ignore: the torch. It’s nothing but a simple torch Snake used earlier to find his way out of a cave, but if you jam it up The Fear’s ass, he goes up like a 1977 Ford Pinto.

Technically, the torch can burn any of Snake’s enemies, but most of them are smart enough to go somewhere else when you start poking them with flaming sticks. The programmers either forgot or didn’t bother to teach this trick to The Fear. He has no idea how to react to a colon-first fireball attack, so he will stand there and let the fire devour him. Because what maniac game developer could have foreseen players doing anything this strange?

Any player who spent an hour pumping bullets into The Fear in a straight gunfight knows he’s absurdly tough, so it takes forever for the fire to finish him off. Luckily, he will never figure out what’s going on, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of roasting butthole.

6 Ways To Beat Game Bosses That The Designers Didn’t Intend

this is hideo kojima we’re talking about, he most definitely intended for you to defeat a boss by shoving a torch up their ass

turing-tested: turing-tested: earlier I asked if CAH could send me a pride pack for doing them...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:06:54 -0700

turing-tested: turing-tested: earlier I asked if CAH could send me a pride pack for doing them...

angstycatthatlikestea: kalliente: bairnsidhe: motorcyclegirlfriends: unstableidentity: my...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:14:49 -0700

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:13:26 -0700

twerkinforcannedgoods: helpful tips

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:12:35 -0700

twerkinforcannedgoods:

helpful tips

whitepeopletwitter: Bad cop

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:12:01 -0700

whitepeopletwitter:

Bad cop